Unity

.I try to act like a badass, but this video brought a happy little tear to my eye. Damn you, Matt, damn you and your mad travel moneys.

Separated @ Berf?

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I'm just saying... there are definitely some strong phenotypical resemblances going on between these two cats. Or, do you think Dr. Suess could nostradamusize the future, and he is warning us in his classic story? Oh, no! Better hide the Who-pudding!

Pwned In Disgusta

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Language of Origin?

Pretty funny. But these spelling bee kids creep me the fuck out. First of all, like 103% of them are home-schooled chubby Indian boys with lisps. The other 112% are girls with strange facial tics and greasy sausage curls. Fweaks! The shame is that their wackjob parents are utterly to blame for this nerd travesty.

Jiu Jitsu Sucks

You will go see The Foot Fist Way, and like it, by Gob.

C'est Chic, Le Freak!

Greatest cubicle meltdown evAr. Yeah, I've felt like that a dozen thousand times, but I can't imagine ever completely going apeshit bananas like that. The best part was the girl getting slammed by the monitor. Pure comedy gold, baby! Shame that catharsis always ends in tears, though.

This just in!!!! A second angle with the actual sound. They're speaking some sort of weirdo euro bullshit language.

Red Wings Wind The Cup; Cryptozoologists Vindicated

The 2007-08 Stanley Cup Finals pitting Detroit against Armpittspurgh wound up being a much better series than I initially expected. I admit that I was rooting for the Pengwhens to win - or to at least force a Game 7. Instead, they lost to the old fogies in red and white. Malkin and Sykora were no-shows for Pittsburgh, but they were obviously playing through some injuries. It was good to see Hossa actually produce in the post-season, unlike his showing last year in Atlanta.

And now the dark months of NHL-less television are upon me. Luckily, I'll be able to re-purpose the time otherwise spent watching professional hockey on amateur pr0nography.

One final comment: It was absofookinglutely stupid of the NHL to ban octopus slinging from Joe Louis Arena. Let the Motor City fucktards cheer on their team in their own special and disgusting way.