The Ultimate Cock Block

Check and mate. The speaker in the video is Gary Kasparov, chess grand master turned outspoken critic of the Kremlin.

Let me tell you that one of the MiG engineers must have built that helococketer. Seriously, it looks very well-balanced, and the builder even utilized the scrot as a counter-balance to prevent excessive yawing. Better lock up your wives and daughters, fellows. The Ruskies are coming.

Get it?

Kovy FTW

Guess what? Kovalchuk made America's hat his bitch during Russia's gold medal win over Canada yesterday. Way to go, bro.

Actually, it was quite sad to see Ken Hitchcock hanging his head after the OT loss. Koach Ken, you're a great coach and we're lucky to have you in the C-bus.

Boy, those Europeans sure do hug and kiss each other a lot, don't they? It was getting a little Logo-esque there towards the ending.

Doggy Style

Hunter's Theory of Internets Exposure

I've been refining a little pet concept of mine that I like to call Hunter's Theory of Internets Exposure. I call it that because Hunter is my last name.

My theory runs along these lines:

pr0n=(w+f)*omg
100

Where (pr0n) internets exposure equals (w) the number of photographic apparatuses on hand plus (f) your age multiplied by (omg) the number of people with whom you've had carnal relations divided by 100. The result represents the percent odds that a nude or otherwise salacious image of you appears somewhere on the internets.

So I suppose it's only a matter of time before you see my fat, pimply ass. So sorry.

Greatest Tattoo Ever!!1!

Refueler Night!

Pow! Right In The Kisser.

Now that's going to leave a mark! Poor Braydon Coburn, drafted in the first round by Atlanta and traded to Philly for a broken down mule named Zhitnik, has become a very solid young defender for the Flyers' franchise. I hate to see him get injured so late into the playoffs.

Watching the playoff coverage this year, it's amazing to see so many ex-Thrashers playing late into the post-season. I guess the moral of the story is: If you wear a Trashers jersey and want a shot at The Cup, get traded.

Ovechkin Drafted By NFL

Finally the world will get a chance to see Alexander The Great play professional sports!

Baby Droppings

This is just freaking awesome. The sheer primordial terror of the infants, the monotone of the reporter, and the facial expressions of the adults make this clip pure intarnets gold.

The "catcher" at the end is unbelievable. He looks like he could be throwing craps at a Vegas casino. Put 'er in there!

My Shiatsu Is The Best

Greatest Gaypimping Break-up Song Ever.