6.05.2008

Red Wings Wind The Cup; Cryptozoologists Vindicated

The 2007-08 Stanley Cup Finals pitting Detroit against Armpittspurgh wound up being a much better series than I initially expected. I admit that I was rooting for the Pengwhens to win - or to at least force a Game 7. Instead, they lost to the old fogies in red and white. Malkin and Sykora were no-shows for Pittsburgh, but they were obviously playing through some injuries. It was good to see Hossa actually produce in the post-season, unlike his showing last year in Atlanta.

And now the dark months of NHL-less television are upon me. Luckily, I'll be able to re-purpose the time otherwise spent watching professional hockey on amateur pr0nography.

One final comment: It was absofookinglutely stupid of the NHL to ban octopus slinging from Joe Louis Arena. Let the Motor City fucktards cheer on their team in their own special and disgusting way.

1 comments:

Smoove D said...

While I wish the Penguins would've won, I can't hold a grudge against Detroit. I mean it's not like they have anything else to be happy about, the weather sucks donkey schlong, house prices are plummeting like Hitlery Clinton's career, the entire fucking city is one giant ghetto, and the unemployment rate is higher than Cheech & Chong. So if throwing Octopi makes them happy, whatever.