The Ultimate Cock Block

Check and mate. The speaker in the video is Gary Kasparov, chess grand master turned outspoken critic of the Kremlin.

Let me tell you that one of the MiG engineers must have built that helococketer. Seriously, it looks very well-balanced, and the builder even utilized the scrot as a counter-balance to prevent excessive yawing. Better lock up your wives and daughters, fellows. The Ruskies are coming.

Get it?