Hunter's Theory of Internets Exposure

I've been refining a little pet concept of mine that I like to call Hunter's Theory of Internets Exposure. I call it that because Hunter is my last name.

My theory runs along these lines:

pr0n=(w+f)*omg
100

Where (pr0n) internets exposure equals (w) the number of photographic apparatuses on hand plus (f) your age multiplied by (omg) the number of people with whom you've had carnal relations divided by 100. The result represents the percent odds that a nude or otherwise salacious image of you appears somewhere on the internets.

So I suppose it's only a matter of time before you see my fat, pimply ass. So sorry.