6.24.2008
Unity
6.20.2008
Separated @ Berf?
I'm just saying... there are definitely some strong phenotypical resemblances going on between these two cats. Or, do you think Dr. Suess could nostradamusize the future, and he is warning us in his classic story? Oh, no! Better hide the Who-pudding!
6.18.2008
6.08.2008
Language of Origin?
C'est Chic, Le Freak!
This just in!!!! A second angle with the actual sound. They're speaking some sort of weirdo euro bullshit language.
6.05.2008
Red Wings Wind The Cup; Cryptozoologists Vindicated
The 2007-08 Stanley Cup Finals pitting Detroit against Armpittspurgh wound up being a much better series than I initially expected. I admit that I was rooting for the Pengwhens to win - or to at least force a Game 7. Instead, they lost to the old fogies in red and white. Malkin and Sykora were no-shows for Pittsburgh, but they were obviously playing through some injuries. It was good to see Hossa actually produce in the post-season, unlike his showing last year in Atlanta.And now the dark months of NHL-less television are upon me. Luckily, I'll be able to re-purpose the time otherwise spent watching professional hockey on amateur pr0nography.
One final comment: It was absofookinglutely stupid of the NHL to ban octopus slinging from Joe Louis Arena. Let the Motor City fucktards cheer on their team in their own special and disgusting way.
5.19.2008
The Ultimate Cock Block
Check and mate. The speaker in the video is Gary Kasparov, chess grand master turned outspoken critic of the Kremlin.
Let me tell you that one of the MiG engineers must have built that helococketer. Seriously, it looks very well-balanced, and the builder even utilized the scrot as a counter-balance to prevent excessive yawing. Better lock up your wives and daughters, fellows. The Ruskies are coming.
Get it?
Kovy FTW
Actually, it was quite sad to see Ken Hitchcock hanging his head after the OT loss. Koach Ken, you're a great coach and we're lucky to have you in the C-bus.
Boy, those Europeans sure do hug and kiss each other a lot, don't they? It was getting a little Logo-esque there towards the ending.
5.18.2008
5.17.2008
Hunter's Theory of Internets Exposure

I've been refining a little pet concept of mine that I like to call Hunter's Theory of Internets Exposure. I call it that because Hunter is my last name.
My theory runs along these lines:
pr0n=(w+f)*omg
100
Where (pr0n) internets exposure equals (w) the number of photographic apparatuses on hand plus (f) your age multiplied by (omg) the number of people with whom you've had carnal relations divided by 100. The result represents the percent odds that a nude or otherwise salacious image of you appears somewhere on the internets.
So I suppose it's only a matter of time before you see my fat, pimply ass. So sorry.
5.14.2008
5.12.2008
Pow! Right In The Kisser.
Watching the playoff coverage this year, it's amazing to see so many ex-Thrashers playing late into the post-season. I guess the moral of the story is: If you wear a Trashers jersey and want a shot at The Cup, get traded.
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